Bye Bye Birdie

As we were walking into a popular retail store today, my almost 3-year-old saw a bird. We have been so diligently working on Jackson's speech, so he immediately pointed out the bird and verbalized his excitement. To my misfortune, this resulted in him proudly yelling, "Bye bye boobie!", over and over again. I shopped ever so quickly and actually left purchase-less. Jackson continues to be a strong form of birth control, and now is officially my shopping control as well. Needless to say, we were the catalyst behind many anonymous chuckles today. Why do I feel like that is the story behind the majority of my semi-exciting life?